This fanfic also doubles as an accidental infomercial for Rage Against the Machine's Evil Empire (which you can purchase on Amazon).
And trust us: nothing can prepare you for Issei Mataloun's transformation into a bishoujo superstar.
You can also access our audiobook recording here.
After you're finished, listen to audiobook recordings of Hellstorm Evangelion and its sequel, produced by Heavens Feel Press (the recordings that inspired this audiobook series).
(Special Note: I know there has been some debate about the pronunciation of "Mataloun." Arbitrarily, I have decided that the second syllable of his name probably rhymes with "noun," and not "noon." Although this pronunciation also precludes me from making "Issei What-a-loon" jokes.)