Oh, god. "My Immortal." How does one describe Tara Gilesbie's fanfiction magnum opus?
In truth, you can't. But here are three small nuggets of information I can pass on before you listen to this episode:
- Tara Gilesbie's "My Immortal" is universally acknowledged as the worst Harry Potter fanfic ever written.
- Numerous sources agree that Tara Gilesbie's "My Immortal" might be the worst work of fanfiction ever written.
- Others have persuasively argued that Tara Gilesbie's "My Immortal" might even be the worst piece of prose fiction ever written. EVER.
Included in this episode are the first twenty-two chapters where we are introduced to our Mary Sue tragically beautiful "goffik" heroine, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, who spends her time shopping at Hot Topic, whining melodramatically, practicing vampirism, boinking Draco and Harry (who are both now hot "goffik" bi dudes in leather pants), flipping off preps, and single-handedly presiding over the Gerard Way Fan Club. Good luck figuring anything else out from this train-wreck.
Just don't fuck with Dumbledore. Especially when he has a headache.
As mentioned earlier, we plan on recording all of "My Immortal" at some point, although we may have to spread out the remaining chapters over two episodes. Why? Because this episode is almost two friggin' hours! Gah! At any rate, we're gonna take a short break before we return to the world of goffik Tara Gilesbie.
Next Time: Something that isn't "My Immortal." Oh, please. Make the hurting stop.
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